Okay? So I am here today to inform you good people about my ENGLISH CLASS BONER!
But It is sad that I must first tell you that this was a metaphorical boner as I was using it as a tactic to grab attention rather to bash little children on the head (Too soon?)
"HOLY TITTY FUCKING GOAT SQUIRRELS, JON! WHAT HAPPENED!?!?"
Well, I'll tell ya... as this is a RANT!
Well I was sitting in English class on Friday... bored as FUCK like usual...
And the bell rings to go to science (Ohhh Joy~)

But my bladder was about to burst and my penis was throbbing with anticipation as I ran towards the crappin' facilities...
So anyhow I got there, whipped it out, and gave a HUUUUUGE *SIGH* as my knees went weak from the shivers running down my spine... (and apparently my shoulders shook like Britney Spears' LEG FAT!)
So I got done there and started heading towards science class... and by this time you'd think I WOULD have a boner... but no...
And Me, being me, Decided to walk in to science and yell to the world "I HAD THE BIGGEST BONER LAST PERIOD!!!!!"
And here's where I got PISSED!
People start COMPLAINING that that comment had just raped their ears and they felt OFFENDED by that remark and that I should take my beloved boner somewhere else!
FUCK THAT!
As I had told them all to "Fuck off" the teacher sat there laughing his ass off (Gotta love good ol' Mr.Carrisalez)
And this fat BITCH named Taylor or however the FUCK you spell her name decided to get in my face because i called her a dumbass for believing me when i sai i had a boner...
I mean, REALLY? Who's THAT gullible???
Anyhow, this chick gets half an inch from my face and starts telling me off and cussing at me because my boner comment invaded her bubble.
So I shot back with a big Ol' "Well, you know what? I believe that with your fatass breathing all over my chin and your three chins I'd say that you're invading MY bubble. And for some reason your orbit just keeps pushing me farther and farther But you just seem to get closer and closer. If I were you, Milkshake, I'd go sit back down there and dig in to that bag of fattening candy you always seem to have in your backpack and shut the FUCK up before I pop you with a safety pin. Okay?"
I think she went home and cried that one day.
But I had to butcher that cow someday so it's all good. She probably cried grease all over her bacon bed sheets at home.
Either way the main point of this is that I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE'S HEADS ARE TOO FAR UP THEIR ASSES TO COME OUT OF THEIR COMFORT ZONE AND BRANCH OUT AND HAVE FUN AND BE WEIRD AND TAKE A FUCKING JOKE! SERIOUSLY! LOOSEN THE FUCK UP!
Or I'll pop you... =]

Now, on to other matters...
CHAO TRIPPIN' 2!!!
So... I figured out the deal with that funky red and black chao.
I had retraced my breeding steps back to one of the first breeding "sesions" or whatever you wanna call them i had between my chao.
I ended up finding that {reviously, in order to get one of those white chaos I had used a two tone red dark/fly chao.
And that gene carried to the third generation.
Apparently they also added recessive genes in to SA2B chao breeding...
WHO KNEW!?!?
Now, I have another funky chao.
I mated a YELLOW chao fresh out of the egg with a regular chao also fresh out of the egg...
Well I mate them and My result is a two tone lime green chao...?
But the thing is... I turned it in to a hero chao and he turned... ORANGE!
It is definitely an odd chao...
and last but not least...
GIVEN UP!!!
I've been having issues with art lately. the pencil is not my friend...
I might just give up on drawing...
If anyone gives a crap either comment on my profile or send me a note telling me YOUR opinion.
Majority vote people. It's up to YOU!